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Oh dear. I've started writing again. This is what happens when I get bored.
I'm probably going to write more of these and post them here as well. Might rewrite some too. Just comic book DC/Marvel/Watchmen crossovers for now, but I may throw in others later.
() at the end are author's notes.
Crossover drabbles of doooooooom or something
“Squid in New York, and you’re to blame! You give love a bad name” They sang at Adrian. Max facepalmed. The large man next to him sighed.
He wasn’t exactly sure how Ted had ended up bonding with someone called Deadpool, but he was sure it couldn’t lead to anything good.
(I got this off an icon. Bon jovi ftw.)
Tony and Nathan are poking at him and technobabbling at each other again. At least they seemed more trust worthy than Checkmate.
("Him" being Max Lord.)
Nite Owl is a little nervous about meeting the superheroes from the other universes since they all seem so much more powerful and competent and, well, heroic than he’d ever been. But when a whole group of them, deep in discussion, break off immediately when they see him and run over excitedly and start asking questions about Archie, he knows he’s found his place.
He just wonders why so many technological geniuses end up dressing like bugs.
(that would be Ant Man, Spiderman and Blue Beetle btw)
The whore has already kissed the man in the flying red and gold armor, the man dressed like an American flag and Nite Owl, and now she’s heading his way. He braces himself as she saunters towards him. “Rorschach.” she purrs, as she…
Shakes his hand.
She laughs at his confusion. “I’m not that stupid, y’know.” She then sashays off towards the man dressed like a darker version of Nite Owl, who is glaring at her. “Oh c’mon Bruce, I was only having a little fun…” It’s a few minutes before he realizes that he’s still holding the hand that she shook in his other.
(Selena is awesome)
Deadpool wonders if he should be worried when he sees Nate, Henry Pym and Reed Richards hunched around a table earnestly discussing genetic engineering with Adrian Veidt. But when he gets a bit closer, he sees that Nate also has a bunch of diagrams and blueprints of Providence spread out on the table in front of them, and he figures maybe they’re just trying to teach him how to take over the world without blowing millions of innocent people up.
He still goes over to annoy them for a while, though. It’s in his contract.
Ted almost falls to his death multiple times while trying to figure out how to use Spiderman’s web slingers to get around the city, but Booster and Iron Man are always there to catch him.
“…They were looking at my butt the whole time, weren’t they?” he asks him later. Spiderman just sighs.
Batman nervously watches Superman, the Sliver Surfer and Doctor Manhattan, deep in conversation hundreds of feet above him.
Nightwing eventually finds him. “Don’t worry about them, or you’ll drive yourself crazy. C’mon, there’s a bunch of people here I want you to meet.” Bruce is still worried, but he goes with him anyway.
There are arrows all over the place, and as he watches the two men brag and argue with each other, Hal is almost glad that Ollie’s found someone as crazy as him.
“Damn it Barton!” And they start chasing each other around again. Hal sighs. Almost.
“You have the best name in the whole series, you know the value of a good cigar, but most importantly…” Teeth flash as white as his face, surrounded by a blood-red grimace. “You get the joke, Eddie.”
The Comedian grins back. “Does that mean you’re not gonna kill me, or just that you’re not gonna kill me right away?”
He throws back his head and laughs like a madman, but then accepts another cigar and sits down next to him and listens while he talks.
“You do realize you’re like the lamest main Bat-villain ever? Although you were kinda cool in the video ga-“
“Maybe so,” he interrupted, “but how many people do you know who could pull off a green and purple suit with question marks all over it?”
“…You got me there.” Deadpool said. “What you lack in kill-y-ness, you make up for in style.”
“…No, I am not “doing” the Scarecrow. Where would you get such a preposterous -?”
“The internet.”
“…Oh yes, because that’s such an accurate source of information. Besides, he’s kind of insane, if you hadn’t noticed. And not the “fun” kind of insane, like me and Harley either.”
“Yeah, but did you see him in the movie? Daaaaamn. And the Year One version wasn’t too bad either…”
“I wasn’t too bad at what?”
“DAMN IT JOHNATHAN!”
“…You’re rather attractive when you’re terrified, Eddie.”
“…I’ll just leave you two alone, he snickered.”
“DEADPOOL GET BACK HERE! AND STOP NARRATING YOURSELF, IT’S – “
“And you don’t seem like the type to turn someone down because they’re a bit…kinky. Or because they’re a man, for that matter.”
“…Uh…I…”
“…”
“…You know…”
“…?”
“You’re kinda cute when you’re not covered in burlap.”
(e, d, e, d, j, e, j, d, e, j, e, j, e, j, e)
“Being the President of the United States is nice, isn’t it? All that power in your hands…”
Lex smirked and took another sip of his wine.
Norman smirked back at him. “It really is. But I don’t suppose you’d know about that, Max?” he said, turning to his other drinking partner.
“Afraid not. The only power I have is…”
Well he may not have been the leader of the free world, but the sight of two of the most dangerous, manipulative, powerful men in the multiverses doing the chicken dance while Maxwell Lord laughed his ass off made the former members of the JLI almost proud of him.
“Do Adrian next!” “Hold them still for a sec so I can get a picture!”
“…Is it wrong of me to want to buy him a drink?” Ted whispered to Booster.
“Oh, there’s no need for that.” Max called. “I’m sure President Luthor and President Osborn would be happy to buy us all drinks for the rest of the night, wouldn’t you, gentlemen?”
“…Smug bastard.”
(LOL MAX IS AWESOME. YES, SOMEONES BEEN READING TOO MUCH JLI LATELY.)
amused